I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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