He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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