redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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