if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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