I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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