i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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