At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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