sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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