Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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