i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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