My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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