i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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