His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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