I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
This toilet bowl is my home.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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