Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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