I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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