About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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