Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My balls are so social today.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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