I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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