I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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