Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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