its not stalking. its research.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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