Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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