Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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