my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
The ass gains better be worth it
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