just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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