Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
