Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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