5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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