escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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