i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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