question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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