Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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