wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
