i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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