You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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