The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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