Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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