That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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