You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize