at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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