If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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