Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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