I heard we made out
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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