just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My vagina just recognized that song.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
