Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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