I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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