I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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