so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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