If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I didn't shave. On purpose
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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