I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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