Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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