guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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