he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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