Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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