just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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