They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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