I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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