The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
