I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We had sex on a dog bed..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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