I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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